April 2013
sodamnrelatable:
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
December 2012
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
sodamnrelatable:
juralinn:
gayalpha:
so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language. slanguange. slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe
oh shit.
November 2012
October 2012
September 2012
