sodamnrelatable: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
juralinn: gayalpha: so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language. slanguange. slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe oh shit.